Wednesday, October 1, 2008 @ 8:55:00 PM
a horo Joke~
Mine HoroJoke:
狮子座 (Leo)
狮狮去参加奶奶的寿宴。到了吃寿包的时候，狮狮问：" 我们为什么要吃这种像屁股的寿包？ "
众人听了脸色大变。
接著狮狮拨开寿包，看看里面的豆沙，说： " 奶奶，快看！里面还有大便！ "
众人晕的晕，吐的吐。
（以自我感受、不怕旁人眼光的骄傲的狮子）
Translation:
lion went to granny birthday party, when its turn to eat the birthday bun, lion ask: why must we eat this type of bun that looks like a butt?
Everyone face turn white after hearing this.
And, lion open the bun, and take alook at the ingredient inside and say.. Granny, see see! inside is shit lor..
Everyone fainted and vomitted.
(Straight Forward,Doesnt Afraid of Others Stares,Proud of Leo)
--
My Darling's:
天蝎座 (Scorpio)
天蝎刚睡著，就被蚊子叮了一口。
他起来赶蚊子，却怎么也赶不出去。没法，便指著蚊子说： " 好吧，你不出去我出去！" 边说边出了房间，把门使劲关严得意地说： "哼！我今晚不进屋，非把你饿死不可！ "
（搞不懂、不按常理出牌的天蝎）
Translation:
Scropy was preparing to sleep,but was being stung by a mosquito.He was flapping away it,but it doesnt go off.He had no choice,so he pointed at the mosquito and said "Okay,u doesnt go out,i GO!!" After saying he closes the door wif full force and said"Hmpt,tis night i dun go in,must keep u hunger to death".
(Doesnt act accordingly,Veri Abnormal Behaviour)
狮子座 (Leo)
狮狮去参加奶奶的寿宴。到了吃寿包的时候，狮狮问：" 我们为什么要吃这种像屁股的寿包？ "
众人听了脸色大变。
接著狮狮拨开寿包，看看里面的豆沙，说： " 奶奶，快看！里面还有大便！ "
众人晕的晕，吐的吐。
（以自我感受、不怕旁人眼光的骄傲的狮子）
Translation:
lion went to granny birthday party, when its turn to eat the birthday bun, lion ask: why must we eat this type of bun that looks like a butt?
Everyone face turn white after hearing this.
And, lion open the bun, and take alook at the ingredient inside and say.. Granny, see see! inside is shit lor..
Everyone fainted and vomitted.
(Straight Forward,Doesnt Afraid of Others Stares,Proud of Leo)
--
My Darling's:
天蝎座 (Scorpio)
天蝎刚睡著，就被蚊子叮了一口。
他起来赶蚊子，却怎么也赶不出去。没法，便指著蚊子说： " 好吧，你不出去我出去！" 边说边出了房间，把门使劲关严得意地说： "哼！我今晚不进屋，非把你饿死不可！ "
（搞不懂、不按常理出牌的天蝎）
Translation:
Scropy was preparing to sleep,but was being stung by a mosquito.He was flapping away it,but it doesnt go off.He had no choice,so he pointed at the mosquito and said "Okay,u doesnt go out,i GO!!" After saying he closes the door wif full force and said"Hmpt,tis night i dun go in,must keep u hunger to death".
(Doesnt act accordingly,Veri Abnormal Behaviour)
